Once apon a time, there was a group of 5 wily guys who dreamt of making the funniest site around, focusing on the best game system ever, NES. It was a good time, but all good things must come to an end. Here are the archives of the best ever sections of Rigor MortNES/ScoliosNES, before they were destroyed, and faded away.

NES Disasters
A collection of pictures showcasing horrible mishaps in the NES world.

NES TV
A place where we'd show off our game skills. Due to destruction, only the index remains.

Ultimate MegaMan Strategy Guide
Having trouble in MegaMan? Get help somewhere else, I'm just as bad as you.

Master Bater
The classic tale of a homosexual boy and his radioactive frog.

Mr. T does NES
Wondering if that game is REALLY worth playing? Get reviews from the foremost expert on video games. Er... well, not really.

Letters Section
Well, you don't think we'd be putting together shit this rude and not get reactions, do you?

Team Profiles: Rigor MortNES / ScoliosNES
Who put this crazy shit together? Who created all the drama? Look at us when we had our innocence...

Behind the Pixels
Hear the story of the downfall of Rigor MortNES, and the rise and fall of ScoliosNES.

BUBBLE GOTHLE.NET
Looking for a truly goth game experience? Look no further than these make-up eating dragons.

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